Hi, I'm Sam, and I do not like green eggs and ham. I'm dyslexic, so don't make fun of my spelling errors. My bday is May 19th, present day human age is 16 and I'm going to Beacon Hills High. Taken by a very lovely lady for about 11 months now. I'm a 7 month old golden labrador retriever puppy named Thumper, and a 3 year old TB/DL, and I love my mommy soooo much! And, mommy made me a new daddy. We have a baby named Caden, but she said I'll always be her little boy. I'm a pretty chill guy and always up for making new friends, so don't be afraid to talk to me. :) [anons always welcome